The Coming of Bushland?

Travel Blog • Jim Benning • 04.06.06 | 5:05 PM ET

We missed this, probably because it appeared on Saturday, when we often try to stay far, far away from our computers. Gadling posted some funny April Fool’s Day blog items, including Bushland to Open. “Fans of America’s 43rd president will finally have something to rejoice about later this month when the new Bushland presidential theme park opens,” writes Neil Woodburn. “Built atop the breeding grounds of the endangered Texas blind salamander, Bushland embraces the life and accomplishments of George W. This wonderful family getaway has something for all ages; the Michael Moore Harpoon Toss, the Cheney Shooting Range, the Deficit Roller Coaster (which only goes up), and the Karl Rove Spinner (the opening of the Karl Rove Steamboat Cruise has been postponed until problematic leaks are fixed).”