The Onion on the New Air-Travel Guidelines
Travel Blog • Michael Yessis • 09.30.06 | 6:26 PM ET
The Onion’s man-on-the-street interviewees this week weigh in on the new guidelines for liquids on planes. Says systems analyst Ed Johansen, “By giving passengers renewed access to these gels, lotions, and shampoos, we run the risk of creating a very dangerous and highly evasive super-slippery terrorist able to avoid all manners of restraint.”