Noel Gallagher on ‘This Swine Flu Malarky’
Travel Blog • Eva Holland • 05.01.09 | 2:51 PM ET
Some days, I honestly don’t know how we ever got along without celebrity bloggers weighing in on the news of the day. The latest celeb-turned-citizen-journalist? Oasis guitarist Noel Gallagher, who reports from the Caracas airport about swine flu paranoia.
Yahoo! quotes from the rocker’s blog:
“It’s all got a bit mad over here. This swine flu malarky is freaking people out. Landed at Crack’a**e airport yesterday. All the ground staff are wearing those little white face masks! ALL OF THEM. It was like something out of a Stephen King novel. I suddenly feel quite naked without one.
“Then if that wasn’t bad enough my mam called me at that very moment and tells me to be ‘careful’ or I WILL die of pig flu. I swear at that point I did a massive sneeze and the entire airport fell silent and started to stare!! I WANT A MASK!!!”
Me too, Noel. Definitely maybe.