Promised Land Closed

can you please tell me what this means

Oh, how I wish I could post images in the comment section. Among my favorites is a sign at Wat Po in Bangkok that said “Massage Toilet,” one word over the other and one arrow. Another is a ranch-style gate in Alaska that says “Dogsled Rides” on top and “No Dogs Allowed” on the side. A third is a fancy restaurant in Buenos Aires called “Petit Colon.”

I sure enjoyed Doug’s!

Claire @ http://travel-babel.blogspot.com

Hi Jessica:

If you want to make money as a restaurateur in the remote corners of the planet, put up a chalkboard sign and scratch a piece of chalk across it, like clip on nails.

Now if you really want to make a fortune, put up a sign saying “English Breakfasts!”

You are one hastily scraped chair away in the wrong eatery from sweet oblivion. Great, I have to eat orange soda and a sandwich just because the lazy staffers woke up early?

I gleefully snapped pics of the remote for the heat/air conditioning unit in our Hanoi hotel because the buttons on it said:

Mightiness
Beforehand

and a number of inscrutable commands. We. Could. Not. Stop. Laughing.

In the Beifang (Tianjin View) Hotel in Tanggu near Tianjin China is a room with the sign “Chessbeard Room”.

My favorite of the many I have is a road sign that says “Intermittent Maintenance”.  It is on a road going west out of White Bird, ID.

Mistakes are funny. Like your implication that the CIA center is named after our current president. Sorry, it was named after his father. I guess in your world a Yale and Harvard educated man who was also a fighter pilot is not an intelligent.  Or were you making fun of his father’s Yale education and his status as a fighter pilot as well?

You’re a funny guy.

I am also a signspotter/collector. As a matter of fact, that almost all I care to photograph when travelling.

Pity that Doug got (not the idea of, but!) around to publishing a book on it before me…
Here’s a selection of some o’mines:
http://clasen.blogspot.com/search/label/signs

My personal favorite is outside a church here in town “People Welcome”, but the gate is always closed over the driveway; except for Sunday morning. And why only people? Wouldn’t “curb your dog” work as well?

Great signage!

In Nenana Alaska I recall a beautiful visual merging of two signs as you drove into town—one a Church Cross with message and the other a sign for a local Cafe.

Amazingly, quite a few people I met over the years knew of Nenana’s “Jesus Saves Cafe”... a mysterious locale only visible for about 50 feet !

Sometimes, what’s NOT on the sign is the most amusing.  I attended college in the middle of nowhere, eastern Washington.  We made friends with Aviation Tec students, who would occasionally (no joke) fly in Taco Bell food.  Appropriately enough, for many years, the standard green sign (found along American highways advertising upcoming gas stations and restaurants, etc.) coming into town was headed with “Tourist Activities.”  The rest of the sign was blank.

I’m not sure which was my favourite - either the restaurant in Egypt serving “Half-Grilled Chicken with Herpe” or the stall in Turkey selling “Genuine Fake Sunglasses”.

Very interesting video.

those are pretty odd actually

Love the site:  In Bali you can get “smucked duck”, a local delicacy I imagine.  Keep them coming! Iza

Very funny. I love some of the translations of the korean signs in 2006 when they hosted the world cup.

Good video

The one with all the bulletholes looks like the signs around my way lol

Sudden Gunfire is the best….
Wife: hey dear, did you remember to activate our insurance policy?
Hubby: Sure sweety, why?
Wife: That Sundden Gun Fire sign got me worried for a second.

The cafe was named “The Why Me Cafe”, but it went out of business.

We have a feedstore/nursery in our town of 5000 (hometown of Jewel the singer) that has a sign every spring that states “Pick up chicks here”. Of course that;s baby chickens and ducks! So far as I know, anyway.  Theresa

A billboard on I-75 read FERTILZE YOUR LAWN NOT YOUR LAWN
Advertising a vascectomy Clinic