The Foreigner’s Guide to America
Travel Blog • Jim Benning • 01.22.02 | 1:47 AM ET
The United States can be a daunting country for visitors to negotiate. The Modern Humorist offers a, um, helpful guide. Among the insider tips: “Many large cities have ‘fifties’-themed diners, where you can be transported back in time to a more innocent era where hamburgers cost nine dollars.” Note: If you don’t want to experience genuine, American-style profanity, stick to the first page.